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CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A person whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past week investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use
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NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS MAKING THE ROUNDS ON THE NET
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Posted 2008-October-10, 18:25
Free, on 2011-May-10, 03:57, said:
Babalu just wanted a shoulder to cry on, is that too much to ask for?
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Posted 2008-October-14, 18:43
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry
Very true! I love this long post and hope to see more such as this.
As for me this week I am going Hog wild and buying like a kid in a candy store.
I have not felt this good since 1987, though around 2000-2002 was not bad it was never like this!.
This sort of reminds me of my second day on the job in 1980! I, we all, got a message from the chairman of the board. In my new job I was informed that my new company, Merrill Lynch was not going to go out of business!
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry
Very true! I love this long post and hope to see more such as this.
As for me this week I am going Hog wild and buying like a kid in a candy store.
I have not felt this good since 1987, though around 2000-2002 was not bad it was never like this!.
This sort of reminds me of my second day on the job in 1980! I, we all, got a message from the chairman of the board. In my new job I was informed that my new company, Merrill Lynch was not going to go out of business!
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Posted 2008-October-18, 05:09
What is the collective noun for Bankers?
A Wunch
A Wunch
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Posted 2008-October-18, 06:08
Fun-dies?
The Grand Design, reflected in the face of Chaos...it's a fluke!
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Posted 2008-October-20, 13:25
Sucker
The new sport where you get your balls kicked around as the "cash-rich" buy up all those stocks that you just sold at a loss.
The new sport where you get your balls kicked around as the "cash-rich" buy up all those stocks that you just sold at a loss.
The Grand Design, reflected in the face of Chaos...it's a fluke!
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