Walddk, on Sep 23 2008, 11:46 AM, said:
mikeh, on Sep 23 2008, 06:38 PM, said:
It is a very useful convention when one needs it..
Mike writes this just to annoy me. He knows well that the Canadian seagulls on Hans Ø play that nonsense convention and that's why he wants to steal
our island! Then he can have a game with them and bid 4
♣ as he sees fit.
However, those trespassing gulls should be chased away and replaced by Danish hummingbirds. They play a decent bridge
Roland
I thought that we had resolved the bogus claims of the melancholy Danes to Canadian territory... especially given that even Roland admits that the majority of the inhabitants of Hans O are Canadian.
As for replacing canuck gulls with danish hummingbirds, only Roland would think that such lightweights play a decent game. They can't even hold their cards properly.. their beaks are too narrow and pointy. Besides which, their constant humming is annoying.
And, since they refuse to use gerber, on principle, their slam bidding sucks.
Roland is merely trying, once again, to distract the intelligent reader of this forum, from the hash that he made of his bridge posting....
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