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#1 User is offline   jillybean 

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Posted 2008-May-31, 10:36

Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch.
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Posted 2008-May-31, 11:09

Your so lucky to have a sister like this! :)
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Posted 2008-May-31, 12:13

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted 2008-May-31, 12:54

jillybean2, on May 31 2008, 11:36 AM, said:

Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch.

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Posted 2008-May-31, 15:11

When and where will the services be held? :)
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Posted 2008-May-31, 17:31

You might like to know:
A. I showed this to my wife and she thought it absolutely great.
B. I do not bother her with the intricate arguments on religion and politics that we engage in.

This seems to be indicative of what I, and she, actually think is important. A good chuckle. Thanks.
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Posted 2008-May-31, 18:09

kenberg, on May 31 2008, 06:31 PM, said:

You might like to know:
A. I showed this to my wife and she thought it absolutely great.
B. I do not bother her with the intricate arguments on religion and politics that we engage in.

This seems to be indicative of what I, and she, actually think is important. A good chuckle. Thanks.

heathens.
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Posted 2008-June-01, 05:31

If your sister implies that being confined to internet and wine is being in a vegetative state, then I strongly disagree.

BTW my mother told me that I owe my existence to a power failure.
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