[quote]Do not have any other gods before me.[/quote]
Is after you okay?
[quote]You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.[/quote]
"Idol" means "image" or "representation". Does that mean no pictures? What about those reassembled skeletons I saw in the Museum of Natural History? Michaelangelo's
David? The ceiling of the Sistine Chapel? All those statues of Mary in Catholic Churches? Audobon's bird paintings?
[quote]You shall not bow down to them or worship them[/quote]
No problem. Wasn't even considering it.
[quote]for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and the fourth generation of those who reject me, but showing steadfast love to the thousandth generation of those who love me and keep my commandments.[/quote]
Seems a little harsh. Hm. Does that last part mean that if an ancestor of mine 1000 generations ago loved you and kept your commandments, but intervening generations did not, you will both "steadfastly love" me and punish me? For what
they did? Forget harsh, that's insane.
[quote]You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God, for the Lord will not acquit anyone who misuses his name.[/quote]
I'm sorry, what? Could you define "wrongful use", please? Is it written in a contract somewhere? Did I agree to that contract?
[quote]Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy[/quote]
Um, which of the five definitions of "holy" in my dictionary do you mean here?
[quote]For six days you shall labour and do all your work.[/quote]
Yeah, and half my coworkers' too.
[quote]But the seventh day is a Sabbath to the Lord your God; you shall not do any workyou, your son or your daughter, your male or female slave, your livestock, or the alien resident in your towns.[/quote]
Slavery is immoral. How come an omniscient being doesn't know that? And how do I tell my cows not to produce milk - for that matter, how is it right for me to ignore their pain when their udders are full? No work? Who's gonna fix dinner? And what business of mine is it what my neighbor does in his own house? Oh, and on behalf of the firemen out there, I have to ask: you gonna stop fires from happening on the Sabbath? Yeah, sure you are.
[quote]For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that is in them, but rested the seventh day; therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and consecrated it.
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Since when does an all powerful being need to take a rest?
[quote]Honor your father and your mother, so that your days may be long in the land that the Lord your God is giving you.[/quote]
Well, [a] you ain't given me no land lately - in fact last year you let the friggin' bank
take away my land.

And you're gonna make me live long? Uh, huh, sure. If so, why do I have cancer? As for honoring my parents, I don't need
you to tell me that.
[quote]You shall not murder. You shall not commit adultery. You shall not steal. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour.[/quote]
Well, at least you got these right.
[quote]You shall not covet your neighbours house; you shall not covet your neighbours wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbour.[/quote]
And if I do? Look, whatever is in my mind is
my business. So I'll covet all I want, long's I don't act on it, thank you very much.
[quote name='Robert A. Heinlein']The most ridiculous concept ever perpetrated by Homo Sapiens is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of the Universes, wants the sacharrine adoration of his creations, that he can be persuaded by their prayers, and becomes petulant if he does not receive this flattery. Yet this ridiculous notion, without one real shred of evidence to bolster it, has gone on to found one of the oldest, largest and least productive industries in history.[/quote]