[Layout Corrected.] The auction:
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♦-1NT-P-2
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P-2
♥-P-4
♥-all pass
♦Q lead, won by Ace in dummy.
Small club hopped upon by Opener, small around.
Diamond back, ruffed by West; I played low, resulting in a blockage of the suit because of the early play of the Ace from dummy.
Spade back, won by Ace.
Small club (???), Queen falling as I ruffed in dummy.
Heart Ace (Jack from East)...Heart to King (Queen from East)
Club Jack (desperate foolishness), ruffed by West, as I pitched a spade.
Spade to Queen.
In contrast, had I not been a raging idiot:
Diamond won by King on opening lead.
Heart to Ace, noting drop of Jack.
Club toward hand, presumably same hop.
Diamond back, ruffed, but ruffing air.
Spade back, won by Ace.
Ruff a club (for good measure), noting drop of Queen.
Heart to King, dropping Queen.
Heart 10, pulling trump.
Club King, ditching spade.
Club Jack, ditching last spade.
Diamond to dummy, claiming an overtrick.
"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."
-P.J. Painter.