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Incongrous Headline Of The Year Award From Yahoo News

Poll: Tyson Foods to investigate claims of chicken abuse (24 member(s) have cast votes)

Tyson Foods to investigate claims of chicken abuse

  1. 1. Don't laugh, this is a serious issue (5 votes [20.83%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.83%

  2. 2. My brother was a chicken (1 votes [4.17%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.17%

  3. 3. I once knew an abused chicken (4 votes [16.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 16.67%

  4. 4. I am a chicken abuser (10 votes [41.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 41.67%

  5. 5. This whole thread frightens me - bawk! (4 votes [16.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 16.67%

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#21 User is offline   barmar 

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Posted 2008-January-18, 22:37

I'm guessing Tyson will suppress the results of the investigation and transfer the abusers to another chicken ranch.

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Posted 2008-January-18, 23:05

I am wondering if you beat an egg if that counts as chicken abuse?

I notice, also, that no other bird species raises concern. What of ducks? Aren't ducks protected under their Bill of Rights? But, then, I guess it's hard as hell to waterboard a duck.
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