Okay, I will take a stab at it. I am trying to deal with my plan in about the time I would take at the table... which, as some of my opps have complained, can be quite a long time in a long team match
Firstly, I deduce that the QJ of
♥ are on my right which may afford me some squeeze chances if I only win 4 club tricks: 4 clubs, 3 diamonds, 2 tops in each major and maybe a heart-spade position against RHO.
But the obvious suit to tackle is clubs, since 5 winners there makes the squeeze about overtricks.
I win the
♥ in dummy, just on general principles and to preserve the fluidity (for now, I don't expect it to last) in the suit.
Cash a top club. I have a plan should the Q appear, but that is so unlikely that I won't set it out here (if it happened, you'll post it)
Then I play 2 rounds of diamonds, ending in hand, and play the club 9 (obviously running it if rho had played the 10 the first round, otherwise planning to insert the J unless LHO plays the Q.
I assume that the hook loses, and back comes a red card: it really matters not if it is a heart or a diamond.
Say it is a diamond: I pitch a spade from dummy and run the clubs, assuming that they run. I reduce to A10x x void x opposite Kxx A10 void void. On the last club, I hope east is squeezed in the majors.
I get to the equivalent position if e returns a heart: I win the heart, run the clubs, reducing to A10xx void x opposite Kxx 10 Q void. I pitch a small spade on the last club, cross to the spade K and cash the diamond Queen, again squeezing east if he has 3 spades along with his presumed QJ hearts.
If east holds Q10xx clubs, I think I am flat out down. If he holds Qxxx, and ducks the 9 when I run it, I have more entry problems, but I will drive out his stopper, while pitching a spade. When he returns a heart, I cash the diamond, pitching a spade from dummy, then cross in spades to cash the last club.
With that trick yet to be played, we will have played 1 round of spades, 2 rounds of hearts, 3 rounds of diamonds and 4 rounds of clubs, thus we are in a 3 card end position with me holding Kx 10 in the majors, hoping to find E in the same majour suit squeeze as before.
Edit: I have to speed up my typing/proof-reading: adam already posted my 'stiff Q' plans
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