Posted 2007-September-04, 08:03
Let's see. To have slam, you need partner to have two side Aces (8 HCP), plus one side King (11 HCP), plus the spade King (14 HCP), at a minimum. Something like ♠Kxxxxx ♥Kx ♦Ax ♣Axx. That requires spades 2-1 and the club finesse working, which is anti-percentage. So, it seems that partner needs the golden hand of ♠Kxxxxx ♥Kx ♦Ax ♣AQx, a 16-count. However, partner is supposed to have "good spades," which I assume to mean KQxxxx as a contextual minimum. Now I need an 18-count. I cannot imagine that this makes sense. So, what about ♠KQxxxx ♥Kx ♦Ax ♣Ax? That seems rich as well.
So, why make a club fit-showing bid? S&G's?
In contrast, maybe the fit-bid is to make sure we have a game. If partner has ♠KQxxxx ♥QJx ♦Qx ♣AQ, game does not make. Will partner know to decline because he has great clubs, and a maximum, but nothing else in the way of quicks?
In thinking this thing out, it seems that 3-bids would better be used as shortness bids, IMO. That does not help here, but it would seem like a better treatment int he long run.
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