ArtK78, on Aug 14 2007, 08:54 PM, said:
In a vacuum, opening 1♥ and rebidding 6♦ makes sense, as you rate to make 12 tricks opposite any fit, and partner may be able to work out to bid 7 with the right cards (but don't count on it). Rebidding 7♦ is a bit much, as you need the right cards to make 7 of a red suit.
However, you are not in a vacuum. You have opponents, and if you bid it this way they will probably work out that you are going to make (or that you are not going to make, and double). If you bash to the 6 level, your opps will probably sac with length in a black suit.
With freak hands, you should aim to get the best possible result, not the best result possible. I suggest that you bid these cards slowly. Your opps may be more willing to let you play the hand if they don't know how distributional you really are.
I don't think 6
♦ gets the job done, thats the call I would make missing one major card:
v, KQJTxxx, AKQxxx, v.
Perhaps 3
♦ followed by 6
♦ expresses the same message, but is stronger by definition, and focuses on the red suit queens / length - instead of something bigger.
By the way, I'd be shocked if this came back to us after we opened with both opponents passing.