Posted 2007-August-05, 08:25
East is on drugs.
Let's go through the bidding:
1♥-X. Unless I have agreed to play that 1NT is a specific range takeout (light, strong takeout, whatever) and that you double with balanced 15-17 hands, I don't get this. Pass seems standout, although my preference would be to overcall 1NT and show my points and shape. (I have tools, however, to find out about the heart control as Responder.*)
1♥-X-P-1♠. No problem.
1♥-X-P-1♠-
1NT-P. No problem, really. The only comment of note here is that, if an initial 1NT would have been a takeout call, then it makes sense to play support doubles here, strangely. 2♠ would show four spades. X would show a 15-17 count with three spades. Pass would show either a 15-17 count with only two spades OR the lowest gap holding (not suitable for a 1NT takeout bid) with 2-3 spades (if double could be a light takeout). Thus, the pass might be the "right call," or it could just be a pass to be passing after initial silliness.
1♥-X-P-1♠-
1NT-P-P-2♣. Unless the "X or 1NT" structure is strange (1NT as a takeout), I don't like 2♣. This sounds like 5♣/4♠, IMO. I might rebid 2♠, however, unless, again, the pass of 1NT had support double implications because of an unusual takeout structure. In that case, 2♣ could probably be the pattern held.
1♥-X-P-1♠-
1NT-P-P-2♣-
P-2♠. This one boggles my mind. I understand matchpoint thinking, but...
[*Tools for overcalling 1NT immediately. With no interest in spades, but game interest in 3NT, Responder "transfers" to hearts. If I hold a maximum, I bid 3NT with two stoppers, 3♥ with one stopper, or a natural suit with no stoppers. With a minimum, I bid 2NT with one or two stoppers or "accept the transfer" by bidding 2♥ with no stoppers. Partner can scramble naturally after the 2♥ call, or cue to force a call. Partner can re-check after 2NT to see if I have a double stop. If partner has interest in spades, he can bid 2♣ (Stayman). If I have spades, I'll bid 2♠. If I do not, I'll bid 2♦, and then partner can bid 2♥. There are other options, as well. But, that's a sampling.]
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