Posted 2007-June-08, 12:08
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OK, so without 2♦ as an available option, it seems that the problem you are trying to avert is somewhat 4441 (not so much), somewhat ambiguous minor(s) auctions, and tendency canape rather than pure canape.
I tried using 1♦ as wildly disparate a while back. 1♦ showed unsuitable for 1NT, or a minor-major canape (longer major), or a one-suited minor hand. Thus, for simplicity sake, assume 1♦-P-1M-P-?
Opener would bid:
1NT = gap range balanced
2♣ = club one-suiter
2♦ = diamond one-suiter
2M = that major and an unknown minor, longer or equal in the minor. 1♠, instead, when 1♥ was the response.
This purifies 1M (except 4441), but the obvious "UGH!" is the unknown minor. You also have the problem of wanting to raise the major with a gap 1NT. Of course, the solution to that might be when there is no gap, such that the balanced option goes away.
That allows a change, with 1NT showing the heart-based canape after a 1♠ response, or ability to define the minor after a 1♥ response (e.g., 1♠ is a club-spade canape, 1NT is a diamond-spade canape).
This approach was the second version of a strong "club" system, using a strong 1♣. The original version was a strong 1♦ system, but we decided that 1♣ gained more space and that using 1♣ for the wildly nebulous meaning was not necessary, especially if we reduced the balanced-hand minimum for a 1♣ opening.
If interested, you might also consider replacing the "gap" NT calls with the 4441's, or adding the 4441's into the gap holding. That would further purify 1M.
It may seem that a 1♦ (or 1♣) opening that could be wildly distributional in any two non-matching-rank suits might be a tad unwieldy. I mean, when 1♦ could feature 5♣/5♥, or 5♣/5♠, or 4♣/6♥, or 4♣/6♠, or 5♦/5♥, or 5♦/5♠, or 4♦/6♥, or 4♦/6♠, or any of the parallel 5-4 options, or just long clubs or just long diamonds, then 1♦-3♣-? seems like a brain-crushing problem (plus, add in gap balanced LOLOL). This approach takes some serious work to master, but it can be done, from experience. You of course have an occasional insane auction and result, but those are somehow rare.
I hated playing this, though, favoring a purified canape, which seems to require a simpler 1♦ (thankfully), 2♦-->2♠ as that suit plus clubs, and 2♣ as three-suited.
Actually, I believe we also played a technique, for a minute, where 2♣ was three-suited and where 1♣ (this was during the strong diamond phase) could be any of the above (including the gap balanced), or even a minor two-suiter. The only two-suiter not possible, then, was "majors." The only positive side to that idea was the delightful pain I developed in my stomach after the extreme hilarity of constantly alerting the most bizarre 1♣ opening I'd ever played.
BTW, when 1♣ showed (a.) any two-suiter except the majors with longer or equal in the major (or whatever in the minors), or (b.) one minor, or (c.) gap balanced, our 1NT opening was "16-18." That was the best part of the whole system. 1♦ as a strong, forcing opening, 1♣ as psychotically nebulous, canape major openings, 2♣ as a 10-34 4441/5440 hand, 2♦ as both majors (either could be longer if the LTC range was right), 2M as that major and clubs (specific LTC count), 2NT for the minors, 3♣ for a different range minors, 3NT as a minor preempt, NAMYATS, but 1NT was 1950's 16-18!!!
I also remember there being an auction where 1♣...2NT was alerted as showing "15 HCP's." The opponents would ask, "a maximum of 15, or a minimum of 15?" The answer was, "No -- he has exactly 15 HCP's." That cracked me up also.
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