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They waited, and waited. But the documents weren't delivered to the House and Senate Judiciary committees until this morning because -- no joke -- the Justice Department's copy machine broke.
As if the broken copier weren't enough, something even worse happened: the DOJ's computer server went down this morning just as agency officials were trying to email around 2,000 pages worth of documents to Capitol Hill.
But wait, that's not all! After the server went down, the car transporting hard copies of the documents to the Hill got a flat tire.Or at least that's the dog-ate-my-homework excuse the Justice Department provided to the committees, according to Judiciary committee aides who asked to remain anonymous.
Kind of reminds you of John Belushi and Kerri Fisher in The Blues Brothers, doesn't it?
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Oh please don't kill us. Please, please don't kill us. You know I love ya baby, I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault.
Women: You miserable slug. You think you can talk you're way out of this? You betrayed me.
Jake: No, I didn't. Honest. I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locust's. It wasn't my fault!! I swear to God!!
The copy machine broke. The server went down. The car had a flat tire. An earthquake, a terrible flood. Locusts. It wasn't my fault. I swear to God!