[Winstonm]

(Sung to the tune of Hey, Jude)

Hey, dude,
Don't let me down,
Now you've found her
go on finesse her
Remember,
unblock along the way
then you can begin
to learn how to play

Hey, dude,
Don't be afraid
when you have 12 points
then you can double
Remember,
I opened in first seat
And it would be neat
if you'd just double, double, double, double, oh.....nah, nah, nah, nah...nah, nah, nah, nah....double...double, double, double, double, double


(Sung to the tune of Yellow Brick Road)

How are ya gonna go down?
What tricks ya gonna trash?
We should have cut for pards
I should have brought a lot more cash
Maybe I can find a replacement
A kibitzer catchin a snooze
Or someone itchin for a table
filling his snout full of booze

So goodbye to five cent game
Where cash goes down the drain
You can't stick me with this madman
I'm going to go insane
Back I go to duplicate bridge
never to gamble again
Oh I've finally decided the glory lies
Beyond the five cent game

[sceptic]

Winstonm you obviously have to much time on your hands, get a job LOL

[keylime]

I thought about this on the Metro today....picture Timberlake's "SexyBack" turned into "Return My Lead Back". It has "potential".

[Winstonm]

(Sung to the tune of Strawberry Fields )

Let me double you cause I'm holding your
Ace King of trumps
you bid too much
and now this slam cannot make
Ace, King of trumps, forever

Doubling is easy with a trump stack
and they misunderstood the bids
It's getting hard to keep the smirk
wiped from my face
even a coup won't save their ass

Let me double you cause I'm holding your
Ace King of trumps
you bid too much
and now this slam cannot make
Ace king of trumps, forever

Ace king of trumps, forever
Ace king of trumps, forever

[Winstonm]

(Sung to the tune of Subterranean Homesick Blues)

Johnny's in the bathroom,
kibitzer's turnin, em
I'm on the declare,
huntin' for the queen again
Man on the left side,
last card, fast card
says he needs a time out,
wants to think really hard
Look out kibs,
he's actin really glib
he better duck
at his turn to play
I'll go wrong, anyway
Never could find a queen
better have an ice cream

[Winstonm]

(Sung to the tune of The Piano Man)

Well, Sal, the director's a friend of mine
He lets me play for free
Cause I'll play with a dope
and give him the rope
to hang both him and me

Oh, da,da,da,da,da,
da,da, da, da,da

So play me a hand Mr. Bridge man
play for free all night
Cause we're all in the mood for a duplicate
And you make the movement right

[zasanya]

Try something starting with
Partner had a yarborough as always....
Opponent had a setting trick in hand
O Bloody O ....

[keylime]

Picture this: AC/DC's "Who Made Who" into "Who Trumped You".

[Aberlour10]

what about "All Along The Watchtower" by Bob Dylan..

"There must be some way out of squeeze"
said the declarer to the dummy
"There's too much confusion on this board
I can't get no relief"

"No reason to get excited",
the dummy, he friendly spoke
"There are many here among us
who feel that bridge is but a joke"

All along the screentower,
the TD kept the view..



Robert

[jtfanclub]

(sung to the tune of 'I touch myself')

When we're in a 5-2,
I want you to love me,

When I have the king-jack,
I want you above me.

When I have the ace king,
just drop right to me.

If I forget you,
I'm sure you'll remind me...

I don't want...anybody else.
When I think about you, my Queen of Trumps
Ohhhhhhh

I don't want...anybody else.
oh no, oh no, oh no!

You're the one, who takes my jacks running,
You take the wind out of my sails,
You're still around when I try dropping,
my finesse always fails.

(etc)

[Winstonm]

jtfanclub, on Feb 21 2007, 06:38 PM, said:

(sung to the tune of 'I touch myself')

When we're in a 5-2,
I want you to love me,

When I have the king-jack,
I want you above me.

When I have the ace king,
just drop right to me.

If I forget you,
I'm sure you'll remind me...

I don't want...anybody else.
When I think about you, my Queen of Trumps
Ohhhhhhh

I don't want...anybody else.
oh no, oh no, oh no!

You're the one, who takes my jacks running,
You take the wind out of my sails,
You're still around when I try dropping,
my finesse always fails.

(etc)

Nice.

[Winstonm]

(Sung to the tune of Come Together)

Zoom do do do dum
zoom do do do dum

He got no spotcards
he got bad distribution
he got minimum high cards
he got lousy contract
he say,
three and three and two is eight
I don't think I can make it
if this heart suit don't break

Crash together
right now
Be three-three

[Winstonm]

(Sung to the tune of Born to be Wild)

Got our biddin hummin'
cause the tournament is comin'
been practicin' really hard
breakin' in a new pard

Yes we'll play every session
no matter what time it is
we don't need no sleep
we came to win

We got a lot of fancy bids
gonna have a lot of kibs
dazzle em with our stuff
we simply can't bid enough

We're gonna own this tourney
we're gonna have our way
as long as we don't face
anyone who can play

Born to play flight C
Born to play flight C

[barmar]

(To the tune of Scarborough Fair)

Are you holding a Yarborough, pard?
Diamonds, hearts, clubs, nothing in spades.
Remember when you had a good hand.
We have both had much better days.

[Al_U_Card]

To the tune of "Monday, Monday" by the Momma's and Poppa"s

Preempts, preempts;
can't trust those bids.
Preempts, prempts;
when you don't bid you wish you did.

But preempts mostly,
they turn out quite ghostly,
they're less than they seem.
But preempts, preempts,
how could you be
and do that to me....

Every other hand
(every other hand)
Every other hand
they find a call, it's sooooo unfair
But whenever preempts come
(but whenever preempts come)
you'll find me squirming right in my chair...I pull out my hair

[Winstonm]

(Sung to the tune of: I've Got Friends In Low Places)

Well you have your nerve to play with me
you must be a friend
It sure would be nice to hope that we could
break this trend

I could blame it on fate or simple bad luck
but that's only pretend
The plain truth about it is in the results
I never win

Oh, I bring friends into low places
like a fifth place tie in the sectional races
we should have won
but I came undone

You won't find my name in the Barry Crane races
Or making my mark on the world stages
Oh, I bring friends
Into low places

[Winstonm]

(Sung to the tune of: On the Road Again)

Find the Queen again
I've just got to find the Queen again
I ain't got a single clue to what hand she's in
But I've just got to find the Queen again

Find the Queen again
I could try to get a little hesitation
Find the Queen again
But that play would surely soil my reputation

Find the Queen again
A million times I've had to find the Queen again
Seems like when you play this game, one thing stays the same
And that is you've always got to find the Queen again

[Winstonm]

(Sung to the tune of: Lord, Won't You Buy Me a Mercedes Benz)

Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a professional pard
My friends all say I'm hopeless
My play is too marred
But I know I could win if I tried really hard
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a professional pard

Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a new system to play
A Lot of fancy gadgets
would just make my day
I know that I would win more if I could only relay
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a new system to play

That's it.

[goobers]

omg

So when is the CD coming out

[Al_U_Card]

Winston was having some problems with the shower head so it may be some time....