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(With Apt aplologies to Johnny Mathis: sung to the tune of: Chances Are)
Chances are
That the King will be offside
the moment you decide to bid a slam
Well chances are the chances are
awfully grim
Chances are
That you'll wear a silly grin
as you record your result of down one
Well chances are the chances are
you've lost again
Song Parodies About Bridge Weird Al Ain't Heard Nuthin' Yet
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Posted 2007-March-09, 20:34
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere." Black Lives Matter. / "I need ammunition, not a ride." Zelensky
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Posted 2007-March-09, 20:36
Al_U_Card, on Mar 9 2007, 01:26 PM, said:
Winston was having some problems with the shower head so it may be some time.... 
"Well, splish, splash I was runnin the bathe
coup last Saturday night."
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere." Black Lives Matter. / "I need ammunition, not a ride." Zelensky
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Posted 2007-March-09, 20:48
(Sung to the tune of Edelweiss: with apt apologies to Julie Andrews)
Ace held thrice
Ace held thrice
it's such a thrill to see you
Shape is nice
And spots are right
I think I have an opening
Two for a doubeleton
and one for shape
one for shape, misleading
Five three three two
What should I do
Open no trump or in spades?
Ace held thrice
Ace held thrice
it's such a thrill to see you
Shape is nice
And spots are right
I think I have an opening
Two for a doubeleton
and one for shape
one for shape, misleading
Five three three two
What should I do
Open no trump or in spades?
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere." Black Lives Matter. / "I need ammunition, not a ride." Zelensky