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The Ultimate Bridge Joke
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position and when asked why she
left her last employment, she replied: "Yessir, they paid good wages, but
it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked. They played a game called
Bridge and last night a lot of folks were there. As I was about to bring
in the refreshments, I heard a man say: "Lay down and let's see what
you've got." Another man says, "I got strength and no length." And
another man says to the lady: "Take your hands off my trick." I pretty
near dropped dead just then when the lady answered: "You forced me. You
jumped me twice when you didn't have the strength for one raise. Another
lady was talking about protecting her honor, and two lades were talking
and saying, "Now it's time for me to play with your husband and you can
play with mine. Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving, I
hope to die, if one of them didn't say: "Well, I guess we'll go home now.
That was the last rubber!!"
funny bbo Id's
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Posted 2006-October-23, 11:46
Is the word "pass" not in your vocabulary?
So many experts, not enough X cards.
So many experts, not enough X cards.
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Posted 2006-October-23, 14:15
I was about to return....
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Posted 2006-October-24, 10:23
42, on Oct 23 2006, 03:15 PM, said:
I was about to return....
consider it a warning shot fired across your bow....lol
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