Posted 2006-August-19, 11:35
First off, it's not that great of a grand slam. You have to find the ♦Q. This is roughly 50% in general, although I could actually see going down on the auction by playing north for the card (south is much more likely to have singleton diamond than north is, because of the great spade length).
Second, with a lot of interference it's hard to bid grand slams scientifically. Most players will settle for small slam in these cases, just because you have to be very certain of a grand slam for the odds to work out in your favor.
If north/south were somehow barred, Eli and I would bid something like:
1♣ - 1♦
1♥ - 2♠!
3♣ - 3♥
3♠ - 4♣
4♦ - 4♠
5♥ - 5♠
6♥
Here the first three bids are natural, 2♠ is fourth suit game force, 3♣ is natural and 3♥ sets the suit. Subsequent bids are cuebidding, where 5♥ and 6♥ are attempts to sign off. If you play exclusion blackwood the west hand might be a good one for it (we don't).
More likely north/south will bid. I might bid 3♠ with south cards because I am very cautious at unfavorable vulnerability, but I suspect most people would bid 4♠. I'd recommend something like:
Pass - 1♣ - 4♠ - 4NT!
5♠ - Pass - Pass - 6♦
Pass - 6♥ or pass - All pass
Here 4NT is basically a takeout of 4♠ (double would be cards/suggesting defending, which is not what west wants, and 5♦ is too likely to be passed when very little is needed for slam). East's pass of 5♠ suggests little in spades, since 4NT surely showed a good hand and with spade cards east would double to discourage west from competing. 6♦ shows diamonds and hearts with a substantial diamond preference (else 5NT). East could pass (probably right at IMPs) or correct (probably right at MPs).
Adam W. Meyerson
a.k.a. Appeal Without Merit