I would win the 3rd
♠ in dummy (which they probably force me to do anyway) and lead a
♦ to the Queen.... trying as best I can to ignore the inference that LHO wins and returns a
♥
If the Q holds, then I play a
♦ up, and duck. If RHO wins this cheaply, he will probably exit a
♥.
At that stage, I will 'know' the approximate shape: placing RHO with at least 3
♦, 2
♠'s and whatever number of
♥ he has... if 8, then I have a virtual lock: ruff the
♥ and, when RHO shows out, low
♣ to the 9.
If LHO shows in, so that RHO is 2=7 in the majors, I will assume a stiff
♣ (note: if LHO has ducked twice from AJxx or A10xx in
♦, I will remember him/her

), and, once again, the percentage play is the 1st round
♣ hook (I lack the entries to cash the A first, to guard against stiff honour on my right.. the odds are 3-2 that RHO's stiff is an x, increased somewhat by the chance of RHO being 2=7=4=0).
If the
♦Q is taken by the Ace on my left, and a
♥ back, which is the sequence posed by Frances, I will 'know' that LHO began with 7 minor suit cards.
I can pitch a
♦ from both hands without pain, but RHO will plug away with a 4th round of
♥, which I have to ruff... and I have no useful information as to the lay of the minor suits. LHO is pitching a
♦ no matter what, and I have to pitch from dummy. No minor suit squeeze works on this layout: if LHO guards
♣, then RHO guards
♦. If LHO is the only opp who guards
♦, then
♣ are 3-2.
So I will play for that
♣ layout if LHO wins the first
♦ and returns a
♥.
If LHO wins the 1st
♦ and returns a
♦, I duck it. If LHO holds the trick, then I win whatever he plays next (presumably another
♦). Either
♦ are 3-3 or LHO has 4: in either case, I am home.
If RHO wins the 2nd
♦ and returns a
♥, I ruff. If LHO follows (highly unlikely), I pitch a
♣ from dummy, playing for either
♦ 3-3 or an original 3-2
♣ break... losing to RHO being 2=7=4=0
If LHO fails on the 3rd
♥, he has to pitch a minor: and now I can claim: rho had only 2 minor suit cards so LHO has just been squeezed in the minors.
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