You know, I never considered 3
♠, but its an interesting call.
I tried 1N. My goal on this hand is to slow 'em down. We are never outbidding them if they think I'm weak, but maybe we can buy this silly thing if they think I've got a good hand.
2
♠ to my left and a slam double by pard. Not unexpected. 3
♥ by me and a 4
♥ raise. I buy:
I get a small spade lead. Ruff a spade (yes, I couldn't resist the comment, "Sorry Brian, my spade stopper is a little weak", 2 trumps and a club up. LHO ducks club, wins the 2nd, taps me with a spade. I ruff a club and a diamond off the board, small, Jack, Queen. LHO is endplayed with QTx of diamonds. +420 for a shared top. 4
♠x'd is -1.
So we Q'd but we had better play better at District in December!