I really don't understand why cyber is so bent out of shape about John's comments. While repeatedly saying John was being overly selective in quoting the OP, he omitted (until late in his posts) the part where the OP laments that 'this was one that definitely got away'.
No user of the English language could construe that as anything other than an expression that he did not reach the slam that happened to make. Inferentially one can see that he wanted to be in slam if the missing keycards were the club A and spade King, but not if he was off the spade AK or both black Aces.
It would be a legitimate issue were the OP to hold the QJ10x in spades, where the slam is basically a 50-50 proposition. If one were willing to toss the coin, then, yes, it would certainly be important to know whether one was embarking upon a contract that has play or a no-hope contract, off 2 cashing tricks.
But, as John repeatedly and correctly pointed out, slam off the spade K and club Ace can never be better than 50% and will often be worse, perhaps much worse. Imagine opener with Axxxx in spades. Sure, this is a bad opening hand, but we've all (I assume) made borderline opening bids, especially with spades. Now, even a stiff K is no good!
More likely is AJxxx. Now we need stiff or doubleton King onside...far less than 50%.
In short, the OP, as is common for him, is either (successfully) trolling or is revealing himself as incapable of even basic visualization....resorting to the 'if it made, I should have bid it' school, aka result merchanting.
Why I suspect, and have long suspected, trolling is the way the OP responds to the slightest criticism, no matter how well-informed, or constructive. Criticize the content of his posts, and he slams one for ad hominin attacks, and hurls outrageous insults in response to the perceived slight. Heck, it's almost as if his OP's were crafted to attract criticism to which he can then let fly with his invective. Hmm....troll, anyone?
I must admit that by now I take a perverse pleasure in prodding him every now and then. Plus, of course, if I am incorrect, then maybe he'll write something constructive in response. Anybody here willing to bet that way? LOL.
Let me make a bold prediction: the OP will be posting an attack on me shortly. Stay tuned
'one of the great markers of the advance of human kindness is the howls you will hear from the Men of God' Johann Hari