jdonn, on Mar 30 2010, 12:57 PM, said:
Why wouldn't you just continue to play? In what way would it cost or harm you?
In cases like this I usually play all the way through the first card at trick 13 then claim before playing the last card. That gets my point across. It probably makes me a jerk too but I can't help myself.
This weekend, I ran into some idiot "play it out" folks. On one deal, with Kx opposite Ax in the same suit, last two cards, they asked my partner how he was playing the hand. (I complimented partner when he worked it out.)
So, when I later declared, my last four cards were the AQJx in hand opposite Kx in dummy (and two scrub cards). I won the King, hooked the Jack, and cashed the Ace, making LHO go into the tank, trying desperately to decide what meaningless card was critical to save. (For good humor, the two scrub cards in dummy were in different suits, and her cards in these same suits beat either one of the dummy cards.)
When she eventually pitched the one, I ditched the meaningless card in dummy in the other suit, played my Queen, and commented to RHO that there was nothing her partner could do to avoid the squeeze.
That made both RHO and LHO feel better.
"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."
-P.J. Painter.