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Lighten things up a bit thank you Mr. Norris

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Posted 2008-November-15, 12:18

Just ask the last opp that tried to use the "stolen bid" double against him...
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Posted 2008-November-16, 00:21

When Chuck Norris makes a lead-directing double, you'd damn well better lead that suit, even if you're void.

On the other hand, there's no point in making a lead-directing double opposite Chuck Norris. He'll lead whatever he pleases, and you'll like it.

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Posted 2008-November-16, 05:00

When Chuck makes a competitive double it means whatever the hell he thinks it means.

Wait, that's the rest of us :rolleyes:
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Posted 2008-November-16, 07:10

We all have a little Chuck Norris inside of us, clenching like a tiny fist...
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Posted 2008-November-17, 13:45

I think we're starting to lose steam on the Chuck Norris theme. Does anyone have any brige-related Helen Keller or Dead Baby jokes?

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Posted 2008-November-17, 13:50

the last card Chuck Norris promoted is now a head of state.
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Posted 2008-November-17, 13:56

I believe you meant Chuck Norris' famous "Donald Trump" promotion? :D
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Posted 2008-November-17, 14:02

If Terrence Reese were alive (and he might just come back for this) he would write an homage to Chuck Norris' declarer play called "The play of the fist"
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Posted 2008-November-17, 14:03

Chuck Norris doesn't run out of steam, he has a "cold one". :D
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Posted 2008-November-25, 07:59

Chuck Norris is a big fat idi
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Posted 2008-November-25, 09:02

Thank you Helene for the first funny post in this thread B)
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Posted 2008-November-25, 10:21

Blaming Chuck Norris for being Chuck Norris is like blaming an earthquake for causing structural damage....they are both forces of nature.

Don't worry about Helene, Chuck is quite the lady's man.....
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Posted 2008-November-26, 09:50

Gerben42, on Nov 25 2008, 10:02 AM, said:

Thank you Helene for the first funny post in this thread :)

You mean to tell me that you don't have any Jean-Claude Van Damme stories of the same ilk in the good ol' EU?
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