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Lighten things up a bit thank you Mr. Norris

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Posted 2008-November-07, 05:24

And why is this funny?
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Posted 2008-November-07, 05:27

Gerben42, on Nov 7 2008, 06:24 AM, said:

And why is this funny?

When Chuck Norris says it's funny......... :)
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Posted 2008-November-07, 06:41

matmat, on Nov 6 2008, 11:01 PM, said:

when chuck norris uses the stop card, the other players cease breathing.

So far, the best.

When Chuck Norris executes a bath coup, you need to towel dry.
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Posted 2008-November-07, 06:43

dicklont, on Nov 7 2008, 06:27 AM, said:

Gerben42, on Nov 7 2008, 06:24 AM, said:

And why is this funny?

When Chuck Norris says it's funny......... :)

When Chuck Norris says European, you have to go to the bathroom.
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Posted 2008-November-07, 07:01

When Chuck Norris says brb, he's back before the message appears on your computer.
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Posted 2008-November-07, 07:23

When Chuck Norris says glp, you know that all of your finesses are working.
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Posted 2008-November-07, 07:25

Al_U_Card, on Nov 7 2008, 07:43 AM, said:

When Chuck Norris says European, you have to go to the bathroom.

To take a bath coupe?
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Posted 2008-November-07, 07:57

When Alan Sontag forgets to call his mother, she asks him why he can't play as fast as Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris never forgets to call his mother.
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Posted 2008-November-07, 09:55

"When Chuck Norris calls for a card from dummy, it starts moving by itself."
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Posted 2008-November-07, 11:19

When Chuck Norris calls for a director it is because he is going to make a movie.
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Posted 2008-November-07, 11:20

Chuck Norris is also the only one-man committee.
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Posted 2008-November-07, 12:30

When Chuck Norris hits the deck, suits break badly.
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Posted 2008-November-07, 12:33

han, on Nov 7 2008, 12:30 PM, said:

When Chuck Norris hits the deck, suits break badly.

When Chuck Norris makes the cut, suits break badly!
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Posted 2008-November-07, 13:12

when chuck norris bids a grand, the defenders concede before leading.
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Posted 2008-November-07, 13:13

When Chuck Norris claims, he is NEVER "required" to state a line of play.
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Posted 2008-November-07, 13:23

matmat, on Nov 7 2008, 02:12 PM, said:

when chuck norris bids a grand, the defenders concede before leading.

Batting 1000... :D

When Chuck Norris leads out of turn, he selects the option for declarer and it is always "accept the lead".
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Posted 2008-November-07, 13:23

for our European friends...

when chuck norris uses a bridgemate, the device has two choices: work or be crushed.
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Posted 2008-November-07, 13:24

cherdano, on Nov 7 2008, 01:33 PM, said:

han, on Nov 7 2008, 12:30 PM, said:

When Chuck Norris hits the deck, suits break badly.

When Chuck Norris makes the cut, suits break badly!

Now why didn't I think of that. :D
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Posted 2008-November-07, 13:27

Chuck Norris' partners never have to use key-card because Chuck ALWAYS has all 5 aces (and they are real aces......no kings for Chuck)
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Posted 2008-November-07, 13:29

Lobowolf, on Nov 6 2008, 05:21 PM, said:

When Chuck Norris leads out of turn, you don't have 5 options; you have 1: You WILL accept it.

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