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#1 User is offline   joshs 

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Posted 2006-April-03, 17:53

My favorite all time headline was from the New York Times after the Mad Cow crisis hit Great Britan:

"Radical Hindu Group Offers Sanctuary to British Cows."
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Posted 2006-April-03, 18:24

"saints draft manning - can super bowl be far behind?" ... about 35 yrs ago :P
"Paul Krugman is a stupid person's idea of what a smart person sounds like." Newt Gingrich (paraphrased)
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Posted 2006-April-03, 18:58

Dewey Defeats Truman!
"For happily the Government of the United States, which gives to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance, requires only that they who live under its protection, should demean themselves as good citizens.” - George Washington, 1790
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Posted 2006-April-03, 19:20

HOW TO TELL IF YOUR PROSTITUTE IS AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL


Weekly World News.
http://badmonsters.blogspot.com probably will not change your life.
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Posted 2006-April-03, 19:38

Was tough to find, but someone was thoughtful enough to save it:

http://www.geocities...amp3/sp_ke.html
"Half the people you know are below average." - Steven Wright
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