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#1 User is offline   joshs 

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Posted 2006-April-03, 17:53

My favorite all time headline was from the New York Times after the Mad Cow crisis hit Great Britan:

"Radical Hindu Group Offers Sanctuary to British Cows."
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Posted 2006-April-03, 18:24

"saints draft manning - can super bowl be far behind?" ... about 35 yrs ago :P
"Paul Krugman is a stupid person's idea of what a smart person sounds like." Newt Gingrich (paraphrased)
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Posted 2006-April-03, 18:58

Dewey Defeats Truman!
If something cannot go on forever, it will stop. - Herb Stein
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Posted 2006-April-03, 19:20

HOW TO TELL IF YOUR PROSTITUTE IS AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL


Weekly World News.
http://badmonsters.blogspot.com probably will not change your life.
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Posted 2006-April-03, 19:38

Was tough to find, but someone was thoughtful enough to save it:

http://www.geocities...amp3/sp_ke.html
"Half the people you know are below average." - Steven Wright
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